HUMAN SOUND EFFECTS (DOWNLOAD VERSION)
Bathroom experience

1. Burping (5)
2. Choking (2) (male then female)
3. Cleaning teeth
4. Coughing (male)
5. Coughing (female)
6. Deodorant aerosol
7. Electric nose clippers
8. Farting
9. Gargling
10. Hiccups
11. Mouth pop
12. Sneeze (male)
13. Nail brushing
14. Nail clippers
15. Scratching -ooh
16. Shaving - the best a man or lady can get
17. Sniffing (2) (female then male)
18. Blowing nose - not that subtle
19. Spit - and spit again - well done
20. Swallowing
21. Teeth chattering - I'm just going out - I may...

Sighs - moans and groans

22. Arghh! Group
23 Clearing throat (male)
24. Deep breathing (female)
25. Breathing (male)
26. Ooh -tut
27. Ooogh - Arghh (what a weirdo)
28. Sighs (3) Female
29. Sighs (3 more suggestive)
30. Sighs (sexy yea baby)
31. Snoring (male)
32. Tut (male)
33. Yawn (male)
34. Yawn 2 (female)
35. Yea - Yes (several - female)
Getting Ready...

36. Brushing hair
37. Dressing
38. Undressing - what was the point of that!?
39. Hairdrying - stereo - taking two hairdryers into the..
40. Waking up - male
41. Zipper - up and down
42. Zipper - longer coat type
43. Zipper - rucksack type
44. Zipper - very short one shot - I prefer buttons

Laughing , crying, screaming, kissing...

45. Baby crying
46. Girl crying - oops
47. More crying - here have this Human SFX CD
48. Girl crying 2 - oh don't you start
49. Man crying - look you're supposed to be a man
50. Man crying
51. Man laughing
52. Man laughing manic - + comic variations
53. Woman laughing - what is so funny?
54. Woman laughing - short
55. Man laughing
56. Mmm well... female
57. Girl laughing
58. Kiss (2) wet and dry
59. Kiss - more intimate (3) female
60. Scream (female)
61. Comedy shrieks (male)
62. Scream + Oh No! (female)
63. Scream 2 (female)
64. Screaming in agony (male)

Misc...

65. Chewing gum - blowing bubble
66. Eating a packet of crisps - good crunch at end
67. Kids playing at home
68. Finger tapping
69. Fingernails down blackboard
70. Finger clicks
71. Mouth click
72. Human sheep
73. Face slap (2) - take that!
74. Wolf whistle
75. Whistles - various
76. Tap dancing
77. Tap dancing badly...
78. Falling over
79. Yee-Har!

Footsteps...

80. Heels (female) in church - goes past
81. As above - goes past other way
82. As above - bit faster
83. As above - goes past down stairs
84. As above - stops by microphones
85. As above - but on wooden floor in places - goes past
86. As above - wooden floor to stop
87. Walking on sand - on board
88. Walking on pebbly beach - on board - gentle waves
89. Walking down to sea - on pebbles -then along
90. Walking on gravel - background of traffic
91. Walking through grass - on board
92. Feet kicking around in leaves
93. Walking - male with clicky heels on country road
94. Man jogging - around microphone
95. Man coming home - footsteps - door - drink!
96. Alley way - footsteps down to creaky door
97. Running away - 2 people
98. Running away - 1 person
99. Running out of room - to escape hideous monster